Horoscopes are often a divisive art form.
The zodiac-reading activity tells you about yourself based on your birthday and star sign.
Some of us love to read what the stars tell us about our future, while others think it’s a load of rubbish.
But no matter what side people are on, they’re enjoying the hilarious horoscope reading which is being shared online.
The viral snap of a 1979 horoscope is more insulting than informative.
The source of the photo is unknown, but a Twitter user called Wendy, 19, posted it to her page.
The American captioned the post: “1979 horoscope I am f****** begging you to read this.”
The horoscope reads from Aquarius through to Capricorn and people can’t cope with the bizarre, and sometimes rude, readings.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
Beginning with Aquarius, the horoscope says they have an “inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive”.
Then to goes on to say: “You lie a great deal.
“You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you’re stupid.
“Everyone thinking you’re a f***** jerk.”
Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
Again, for Pisces the horoscope begins nicely.
It reads: “You have a vivid imagination…”
But, it continues: “…and often think you are followed by the FBI or CIA.
“You have no influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power.
“You lack confidence and are generally a dip****.”
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
The horoscope reads: “You are the pioneer type and think that most people are d*ckheads.”
“You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice.
“You are a pr**k.”
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
“You are practical and persistent,” says the page.
It continues: “You have dogged determination to work like hell.
“Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed.
“You are nothing but a damn Communist.”
The historical context is on show in that one!
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
The horoscope says: “You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
“People like you because you are bi-sexual.
“You are inclined to expect too much for too little.
“This means you are a cheap b*****/b****.”
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
The reigning sign right now, the paper says: “You are sympathetic and understanding of other people’s problems, which makes you a s***.
“You are always putting things off.
“That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a s***.
“Everybody in prison is a Cancer.”
Lol – we’re not sure that’s entirely accurate.
Leo (July 23 to August 22)
“You consider yourself a born reader,” the reading begins.
It adds: “Others think you are an idiot.
“Most Leo’s are bullies, you are vain and can’t tolerate honest criticism.
“Your arrogance is disgusting.”
Then, the reading goes in hard.
It says: “Leo people are thieving and mother f***** and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.”
Virgo (August 23 to September 22)
Virgos are “The logical type” says the reading.
It adds: “You hate discord.
“This s***-picking is sickening to your friends.
“You’re unemotional and often fall asleep while f*****.
“Virgos are good bus drivers and pimps.”
The readings seem to be getting meaner as we go on.
At least Virgos can be happy in the knowledge that they are good drivers…
Libra (September 23 to October 2)
The reading said: “You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
“If you are male, you are nil.”
We’re not sure what that means, but it doesn’t sound good.
The horoscope continues: “Most Libra women are w***** – all Libras die of venereal disease.”
Scorpio (October 23 to November 2)
Scorpios, the reading says are “the worst of the lot”.
It continues: “You are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted.
“You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.
“You are a perfect son-of-a- b****.
“Most Scorpios are murderers.”
We feel like maybe a Scorpio hurt the original horoscopist…
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
The horoscope claims: “You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
“You have reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent.
“The majority of Sagittarians are drunks.”
Again, showing its age, the document reads: “Nixon is a Sagittarian.
“You are not worth the time of day.”
Don’t take it to heart – the writer doesn’t seem to be fond of anyone…
Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
The final star sign is Capricorn – the sea goat.
We think the writer may have gone a little too far with this one.
It reads: “You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
“You are basically a chickens***.
“There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.”
Wow, don’t hold back…